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The magic word is penis
It seems to set the stage
Does wonders for your poem
I guess it's all the rage

Add a pinch of sexism
So people will engage
Wise and talented poet
You've made the site's front page!

Now before the judgement's start
And just in case you think I'm bitter
I have a sense of humor
I'm not above a little titter!

But this I truly wonder
As folk browse this site for Art
Of all our wonderful poems
Is this the best we can impart?

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Every time I log onto DA the first poem on the page for weeks now has made me smile, I knew eventually I would have to write something about it...
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:iconkay-march:
This one gets on humor. Well done.
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:iconchryssalis:
This is so clever,my friend!:laughing: I love it!!:clap:
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:icongary-thedreamingpoet:
*Gary-thedreamingpoet Feb 22, 2013  Professional Writer
Sorry for the late reply my friend, I have been a little unwell. I'm glad you like the poem :D
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:iconthedarkenedbride:
Mood: b0x0rz-less *TheDarkenedBride Jan 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:lmao: this time I won't go to sleep after reading a horror poem but this funny one :clap: keep it up!
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*Gary-thedreamingpoet Feb 22, 2013  Professional Writer
I am glad you enjoyed it dear Gabriela :)
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*TheDarkenedBride Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, you're welcome :pat:
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:iconnocturnejewel:
Haha, this is wonderfully funny and so well done! I hope you get on the front page, your words are always magical...:iconloveredplz:
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*Gary-thedreamingpoet Jan 25, 2013  Professional Writer
I don't mind so much about the front page but if I see "yes I have a penis" one more time I think I will scream!
Thank you though :) :heart:
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~Kurosaki224 Jan 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDD It is kind of bad, though, that of all the wonderful poetry written here that the ones about those certain things make the front page.
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*Gary-thedreamingpoet Jan 23, 2013  Professional Writer
Absolutely. We have some wonderfully talented poets on this site who have written beautiful poems, I wish we could see some of those on the front page...
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